She Said, He Said
Graham Crisp
She said she wanted to go to the cinema, he said he wanted to go to the pub – they went to the cinema – she said she wanted a big engagement party, he said he wanted just close friends and family – they had a big party – she said she wanted their wedding ceremony in Bali, he said he wanted the town registry office – they had their wedding in Bali – she said she wanted their honeymoon in the Cayman Islands, he said he wanted to go to the Isle of Wight – they went to the Cayman Islands – she said she wanted a big house in the suburbs, he said he wanted a small cottage in the countryside – they lived in the suburbs in a big house – she said he should go for promotion, he said he was happy with his current role – he got promoted – she said she wanted four children two of each, he said he wanted two children one of each – they had four children.
He said he wanted a divorce – he got one.